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Frequently Asked Questions
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The FAQ Scroll
- Q: Is this a scam?
- No. And don't trust the BBB.
- Q: I forgot my password. What now?
- Perform the recovery rite: answer the three security questions. Be honest. The spirits know when you lie.
- Q: Help! My husband performed the Ritual of Ningal an is acting strange.
- It sounds like you're in an Escape the Room style situation with a very thin premise. Try solving some puzzles like the chess puzzle or the water puzzle.
- Q: Whose voice was that on the phone?
- Mine! Does it sound like somebody else doing a silly voice? Maybe someone setting up an Escape Room for you? That's just a coincedence.
- Q: What does the symbol ☾✠☽ mean?
- That is not yours to know. Yet.
- Q: Why does the site look like this?
- Because ChatGPT made 99% of it and...I dunno it's really good at what it does and we're all fucked.
Still Have Questions?
Submit your query by:
- Writing it in chalk on a forgotten sidewalk
- Placing it under your pillow (must be handwritten)
- Using email, if you're boring
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Waning Gibbous.
Not ideal for major decisions.
But excellent for FAQ
updates.
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